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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time……….. (A.K.A. My very first movie review!)

May 30, 2010

The movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time opened last Friday and is based on the popular…

Jake Gyllenhaal?

*ahem*

…um, is based on the wildly successful video game franchise….

Jake Gyllenhaal???

…(excuse me)…

…the first Prince of Persia game was launched by Ubisoft in 1989 for the Nintendo Game Boy…

….JAKE GYLLENHAAL?

*deep breath*

…and its 1st sequel, Prince of Persia: The Shadow & The Flame, was released in 1994 for the Super Nintendo…

JAKE GYLLENHAAL!?!?!?

No.
I’m sorry.
I just can’t do this.
There are too many levels of ‘wrong’ with the casting of this movie for a novice film critic like myself to adequately review.
Jake Gyllenhaal as Prince Dastan?
I feel sick.

(Well, at least they didn’t cast Shia LeBeouf…)

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UPDATE: This would’ve been better, in my opinion.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. onemansbeliefs permalink
    May 31, 2010 12:14 pm

    I get the impression that someone is denying a man-crush…

    • Xian Do permalink*
      May 31, 2010 3:57 pm

      Et tu, Mr. Gaines…et tu?
      😦

  2. June 3, 2010 7:32 am

    I just wrote some stuff on my blog about adapting video games to movies. It’s an epidemic.

    themoviebros.wordpress.com

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